{10-52} - Leaking like a tap

WARNING! - Strong descriptive language regarding bodily fluids after the link

So for the past week, I've had this darn head cold which has proven to be rather troublesome. You know the one with the symptoms of a stuffy head, hot and cold flushes and a nose that just doesn't stop dripping! You just can't stop the drip because there is no handle to switch it off. I've resolved to sticking tissues up both nostrils, most effective and a sight to behold!
The part i dislike the most is the buildup of mucus though. I mean, i could hock up a glass and a half of mucusy goodness for you on demand. Forget Cadburys or Tooheys, try The Bopperleaner Brew!